My name is Matthew Benowitz. Thank you for visiting my page. I enjoy reading and checking out funny tombstone inscriptions. My favorite:
Here lies the body of
Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the
Gas instead of
the brake.

If I've entered any distant relatives of yours feel free to ask if I can transfer them to you. I can't help myself when it comes to funny inscriptions. Here's some more I found on the web. I'll add more every once in a while:

Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.

Here lies Johnny Yeast
Pardon me for not rising.

My name is Matthew Benowitz. Thank you for visiting my page. I enjoy reading and checking out funny tombstone inscriptions. My favorite:
Here lies the body of
Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the
Gas instead of
the brake.

If I've entered any distant relatives of yours feel free to ask if I can transfer them to you. I can't help myself when it comes to funny inscriptions. Here's some more I found on the web. I'll add more every once in a while:

Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.

Here lies Johnny Yeast
Pardon me for not rising.